That’s right, the Queen is such a cruel dominatrix. I don’t care about your pitiful little loser life. All I care about is what you can do for me and how you can make my life easier. Don’t give me excuses. I simply DON’T CARE! I’m a greedy and cruel dominatrix that you MUST serve. So bow now and call!

Here, little money piggies. Time for you to say “Oink, oink” as you open your wallet wide enough for me to take everything of value within it. And of course you know the pitiful amount in your wallet and the limits on your charge cards won’t be enough for me. Give me more! After all, that’s what money piggies are for!